February 16th, 2006

[baseball] sweet lou

what my day was like today, in movie trailer format!

In a small library...

"Excuse me, miss."

"Yes?"

Of a moderately sized city...

"There's...well, there's something at the door."

"..."

Where no one would expect such horror...

"You should come see. I can't explain it. Just, just come look, okay?"

"Okay."

[SCREAMS, METAL SCREECHING, DOOM-ISH MUSIC]

Unbelievable terror came to a small group of people...

"My god! My god! How could this happen? WHY US?"

"Calm down. If we want to survive this we can't lose our heads!"

From the producer of "Snakes on a Plane" comes...

[ACTION MUSIC, TERRIFIED BREATHING, MORE SCREAMING]

RACCOON IN THE DOORWAY!

"Kill it! Kill it! Kill...[gurgling noises] it. with. fire. [one more gurgle]"

Based on a true story.